adamusprime:

No Harvard graduate has ever solved this riddle. See if you can crack it!

I am ill, I am real, I might got a deal.

I pop bottles and I have the right kind of build.

I am cold, I am dope, I might sell coke.

I’m always in the air, but I never fly coach.

What am I?

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sir-lancelittle:

can we just review how sensual the panera logo is

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Oh, bread. I shall whisper sweet nothings in your ear

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unsavioured:

Im buysexual, you buy me food, i become sexual

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10knotes:

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fionarhiannon:

Ain’t that the truth

fionarhiannon:

Ain’t that the truth

vengefulbarista:

The cast of The Lord of the Rings, everybody.

vengefulbarista:

The cast of The Lord of the Rings, everybody.

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10knotes:

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